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JUNE 18TH, 2015
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No time to stop! Sightseeing would just slow her down. Reina had to make her way to the cities and towns that were more... Populated, for lack of a better word. Granted there was nothing wrong with the smaller and more quaint towns. She just, was used to the hustle and more so crowded cities. Oh, but she would stick around on the routes in search of pokemon. That was a must. Especially after her exciting run in with Mienfoo. Ah, the thrill of battle. Even with a wild pokemon. It was exhilarating. But then again, battling a trainer would most likely be way more fun though.
Humming to herself, Reina continued trudging onward down route 102. What pokemon or surprising event would greet her here? Maybe she would come face to face with some big scary wild pokemon and with the help of Staryu and Mienfoo, the three would take it down. Or, they could come across an injured one and have to rush it to the nearest pokemon center. Or... She could just be dreaming way too high. That was common with her.
"Hm, I wonder how long this route is exactly?" Reina placed her index finger to her chin as she pondered over her inquiry. That is until, a figure broke her concentration. A male? Of course he was, look at his body type. He was walking ahead of her. Maybe he was a trainer? Oh boy! Maybe he'd give her some tips or even a battle?? "Excuse me! Excuse me!" She picked up the pace, running behind to catch up to him. Once she did, she shot him a cheerful smile. "Hi there. You wouldn't happen to be a trainer, would you?"
Popping out the bushes like a newborn infant, Jack ran forward with the speed and force of an NFL linemen. He was naked, completely naked—manhood flopping in every which direction but did homeboy care? Pft, nope! Intercepting Reina after her attempt to spark up conversation with the random passerby. Jack spun past the girl and plowed through the unlucky soul with the force of a bulldozer. Panting, heaving, naked, and covered in Combee honey. The looked back to realize he was no longer being chased by a hoard of angry Combee's! With their empty hive in hand, he cracked a toothy grin and did a victory dance in mild celebration.
"Awh ye! Awh ye! Yuh' gotta be one wit' nature, breh. Strip yer'self of all clothin' n' blend n'wit' nature n' stuff!"
He held the hive over his head and giggled in excitement, but then realized his trusted Sawk was nowhere to be seen. Did Jack possibly leave his best friend in the dust? Impossible! Looking around, the boxer only noticed the female—chick was probably judging him super hard too. With a grin he'd greet her, unaware he was still na-- No... He knew, he just didn't care, is all...
"Ay' yo! Have ya' seen a Sawk around here? Bout' yay high."
He held his honey soaked hand about at the halfway mark of his chest.
It was hot, so hot. Today couldn't have gone any better for where it caused the young singer to sport a tank top today. Deino had currently been leading the group, guiding Asher toward the next route they were heading toward. The city that they would be visiting would be Petalburg, but instead of visiting Petalburg City, Asher wanted to continue to move forward to reach a contest that was told to be held within Slateport. He wasn't sure if he wanted to be a contestant or a judge as of yet but he would probably have his decision by sometime before they reached their destination.
"Don't wander too far, Ares," he commanded. He watched his Deino carefully for she was known to wander off without his permission.
For today's clothing wear he sported the following: a black and white checker pleated muffler scarf that was loosely hung around his neck. Next, for his top wear he simply donned a white tank top with the word "ROCK!" imprinted on it, followed by his bottom wear he donned a simple pair of black loose fitting trousers. And lastly, his footwear, he sported a pair of white casual loafer slide on's. For accessory, he simply had his muffler scarf, a pair of fingerless black gloves, with the right being bicep lengthened and his left being wrist lengthened, and a simple white beanie upon his head.
He heard a voice. The voice of a woman? But that voice was familiar for someone. He would turn within a clockwise motion, turning to meet with the stranger that held a familiarity within their vocals, but then...
BOOM!
"Gah!" A grunt escaped Asher's mouth.
Holy. Shit.
Asher fell to the floor, his beanie flying off of his head and onto the ground. He was knocked off of his feet by something that felt like a wall of brick's. Falling not only to his buttocks, but he would fall onto his back. He looked up to hear the voice of a male this time––but wait, was this guy...?
Asher would direct his gaze slightly down, little by little, he almost reached the area he hoped to not have discove––yup, he was naked. Naked, covered in honey within that area, and standing before Reina without a care in the wor––Reina?! His focus would drop on the honey covered man for he had developed a new question, Reina was here? In Hoenn? But why? To much was happening in one day for Asher already.
Grabbing his beanie from off the ground an dusting himself off, he had half a mind to force his Ares to dragon rage this man, but Reina? What was she doing here?
Shoving the naked man away from her he would angrily state, "What kind of man just walks around naked covered in Combee honey?" He would then turn to Reina, "I honestly couldn't careless about you Reina, but what are you doing in Hoenn? It seems you're attracting the circus everywhere you go as usual, honestly, first this guy and now you? What's next?" He'd scowl.
Ares the Deino would look confused as he stared at his master and the two strangers he had spoken with. Awaiting for Asher to give his commands he would simply sit and watch as he scolded the two strangers.
"Don't you know it's illegal to seduce Pokemon and conduct pokeality?" He remarked at the man, his piercing crimson eyes gazing at the naked man.
i am a lost boy from
neverland
"run, run, lost boy," they say to me, away from all of reality
What just... What just even happened? Golden hues were wide open as she examined the situation more thoroughly. A wild, nude, male had dashed out from the bush carrying a combee's hive over his head. After having knocking over the male who Reina had now remembered to be Asher from hearthome city. S-so much had just happened. All she wanted was to talk to a trainer and now she was face to face with a real life Tarzan and a pretentious male from the past. Okay. Keep it together Reina. It couldn't be that bad. Right? It'd get better from here... It had to.
"Y-your sawk? You mean sock? Shouldn't you be more so worried about your pants?" She inquired quickly covering her eyes after having traversed his body once over with her eyes. Her cheeks lighting up bright red before she slowly peeked past the openings she made with her fingers. This was the first male she had ever seen completely nude. And it was just... It was just a lot to take in okay? He had honey everywhere. It was such an awkward situation. And he was completely fine with letting everything hang out. Sheesh... This was SO lewd... So why was she so interested in seeing it? Her hands slowly slid down her face to peer over at the nude male once again. Fit physique, darker skin tone, who was this guy? And more importantly, was he some sort of nomad or hobo?
"W-wait. What did you just say?!" Reina's fingers pointed towards Asher as he carelessly threw her to the wayside it seemed. He didn't care about her? This coming from someone who had the audacity to wear a beanie in the summertime? Hipsters were SO 2014. "I'm here to further my career, if you must know. Care less about me? Hmph! This coming from the king of wash ups himself! Why are you here huh??" She would inflate her cheeks and stomp over to the honey soaked lad. Grabbing hold of his sticky palm and then quickly letting it go. "Eww, you're so sticky... C-c'mon, we're leaving to go find you socks. I don't want his lack there-of a career to rub off on me."
And with that, Reina would take hold of Jack's wrist and tug him towards the bush he had leaped from prior. What a jerk. They hadn't seen each other in ages and THAT'S how he chose to greet her? Hmph, she didn't care for anything Asher had to say right now, Reina refused to take this rude attitude from some tumbler cup carrying, black and white aesthetic, my blog is better than yours, mommy daddy issues, Beethoven is my ringtone, hipster!
The honey lathered Boxer faced the toppled man, smile still toothy and charismatic as ever. He had half a mind to help the guy up, well, until he started spouting—that "holier than thou" vibe more apparent in this hipster cladded Pokémon enthusiast. Before Jack could even consider replying, the female—dubbed Reina seemed to be on the receiving end of the hipsters onslaught.
"Circus?"
Jack liked circus performers. He remembered that one night with the cute and very flexible tightrope walker—Ayyy', but we keep threads PG-13 around these parts, ya' feel me?!
"Ya' momma'."
He retorted, spinning the empty hive on his finger like it was a basketball. As the man further spoke—making a comment at pokeality, whatever the hell that is. Jack gripped the hive in a palm and held it high above his head in a display of superiority. But, before he could speak, the one named Reina hit the hipster with the proverbial Jolt Counter. She was ruthless in her execution of insults—style unmatched, precision down-pact, and vitals mentally marked.
Heh, Jack giggled.
Again, Reina acted preemptively as she grabbed his sticky wrist and pulled him off to locate his belongings. The Boxer hopped on one foot as leftover honey dripped from the unoccupied Combee hive. Damn, why was she pulling him off? He did notice her "checking" him out not to long ago. Did she want to... No. Impossible... L-lewd!
"Shucks, lady. If ya' wanted to knock boots. All ya' hada' do was' ask, geesh!"
Country accent strong as ever as he was pulled off.
The scent of honey was in the air, and these three fella's just couldn't resist, the came flocking towards Jack and his delicious honey scent. First the Starly who came diving out of the clouds landing down in front of Jack, and then the Lotad who hopped out of a tiny pond and waddle his way over, finally the Tyrogue, who came charging out of no where humming to itself in its native Pokemon tongue. "You can't see me, my time is now." The Tyrogue would then proceed to try and tackle Jack over. When the other two Pokemon realized that getting honey off Jack would be impossible they turned to Reina and Asher expecting something to be given in compensation.
Actions Pokemon are attracted to the honey! Tyrogue used Tackle towards Jack! Starly and Lotad look towards Reina and Asher!
Post by Asher Grimvald on Aug 10, 2015 1:07:45 GMT
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What?! Washed up? Honestly, he forgot how childish Reina was. She was still only just a teen, honestly, how did these two have a scandal before was honestly a misfire over his head. Damn his agent for not telling him about Reina coming to Hoenn.
Rather than retorting to her comment on being "washed-up" and explaining his situation, he would grab Jack Bogard by the bicep that held the Combee hive, he would tug on the stranger and stopping them, including Reina, in their tracks. "You think I'm just going to let you go off somewhere with a stranger? Tch, I have half a mind to call the Police on this guy and take you back to Sinnoh where you belong." Asher said within a serious yet mono-like tone.
Suddenly, he would hear rustling coming from different angles. One came from the pond, another from the bushes. To his dismay he thought it was nothing––or not. He looked to see out of the blue a Lotad hurdling his way as it dived toward him, but with an extended fist he would let it smack into his right hook. Staring at the Lotad as it bounced off of his fist due to lunging at him, but of course he didn't mean to. It was simply reflex...Or was it? He would notice a Starly among them. His interest had been caught.
He would take out a ball capsule and tossed it into the air, unleashing an Emolga from it's cage, "Emolga, even though you are still new, do be prepared for combat as our target is the Starly..." Now, what would Reina do? Get in the way of his catch or allow him to make his move?
i am a lost boy from
neverland
"run, run, lost boy," they say to me, away from all of reality
Post by Reina Lockhart on Aug 10, 2015 6:02:51 GMT
♡
ARE YOU UP FOR IT?
❝
Halted. She couldn't move on any further. Looking back with a perked brow and the other lowered, her golden hues locked on to Asher who was taking hold of the biceps of the other male. Ugh, why was he still in her way? Whatever they had in the past was simply there... In the past. Where it should've stayed but of course, life doesn't always work the way one plans and so you just simply had t play with the cards dealt and all that. And so it seemed, Reina's hand now consisted of the Asher card. Great.
"You're not worried about me, remember? Or, as you so well put, 'I could care less about you, Reina'." She mocked his voice before tugging against the wrist of the naked male. Time was of the essence and it was definitely wasting. "Listen, what we may or may not had back in Heart--" WAIT WAIT, what did that kid just say..? Knocking boots?? What? really? Quickly letting go of his wrists, her cheeks light up once again and her head shook back and forth frantically. Her hands bawled into fists and down at her sides. "W-what kind of this is that to ask?! What kind of girl do you take me for? I have a reputation to uphold and if word gets out that I simply gave my innocence away in the middle of a forest, I would end up like Asher!" She pointed to man in question, "Career-less."
Suddenly, Jack had been attacked by a blurred figure. Was that, was that a pokemon? Hand against her mouth, the maiden looked on as the Tyrogue came to focus. Oh my, it looked like he was in a bit of a pinch. Maybe she should help? But then small movements could be heard behind her. Two more pokemon? A bird and some lily pad looking pokemon. Three versus Three then? "Alright, we'll make swift work of you two and then I'll help out the hobo-- er, I mean... You should really tell me your name.." Reina would speak to Jack as she plucked her pokeball from her backpack. Just in time to watch Asher attack the Lotad. "You're not suppose to hit them! Use your pokemon!" She would toss her pokeball into the air and out would fly Staryu. Standing in attention in front of Reina.
"Geez, let me handle this boys. Both of you are so terminally in need of it~" With a wink, Reina would point towards the Lotad and shout out her command. "Staryu, give it a taste of rapid spin!" Staryu would follow the command given and launch towards the Lotad. Spinning until it seemed like a saucer flying towards Lotad in hopes of making contact.
"Ladies, please! There's enough of lil' ole' me to go around!"
He howled in sheer amusement—looking even more silly as he was butt-ass naked being pulled in two directions. Jack is as straight as a Nosepass's nose, but he fixated that golden gaze of his upon Asher—basically implying chicks only act the way he is acting right now; y'know; with all that tugging and whatnot. While tugging, the hipster continued to run that foul mouth of his, threatening to call the PokéPolice more than likely due to his crude and nude behavior. But whatever, "haters will always be hater"; a quote the up-and-coming fighting champion lives by. Dismissing the booty-tickled hipster with a smirk, Jack giggled while looking at Reina as she continued to bicker with Asher.
"Ah, so you two wuz' knockin' boots, huh? Shucks, my bad. Heh, "Career-less"! I get it 'cuz bud is more washed-up than a Ground-Type that can't swim."
He thought out-loud with proverbial diarrhea mid mental conclusion. Then Jack realized his previous statement didn't match up with what the girl said not to long ago. They weren't knocking boots! She still clung to her "innocence". Coming to this realization took the teenager back a few years, when one of his many "girlfriends" claimed such a thing. Only to find that the devil is a lie—a lie with a killer backside and thighs thicker than Chun-Li! But, alas, we still keep threads PG-13 here on these streets!
"Gee, lady. Ain't no one gotta' know, right? I mean as you can clearly see i'm p--..!."
Jack was hit by something tiny, strong, and hardheaded as hell! He stumbled forward, clinging on to the hive with dear life before finally catching his balance with a firm stance. Looking over his shoulder with burning eyes, his harden gazed softened as his jaw dropped.
"Tyrogue! National PokéDex Number: 236! Height: 2 feet and 4 inches! Weight: 46.3 pounds which is, give or take, 21 or some kilograms! PokéDex entry: "Tyrogue becomes stressed out if it does not get to train every day. When raising this Pokémon, the Trainer must establish and uphold various training methods"."
He said all that in one go with dilated eyes—homeboy didn't even take a breath in between reciting whatever it was he just recited.
"BREH HE'S SO COOL AND TINY! A'Yo, li'l dude!"
He turned to face the Scuffle Pokémon with his index finger pointing at the miniature fighter.
"You comin' with me! A'ight, bud? We gon' beat dem' Elite Four and go down in history as legends n' stuff!"
Jacks booming voice and enthusiasm paid off as Sawk appeared just in time from behind the naked teenager. Taking off the large traveling bag, the azure martial-artiest positioned itself in front of its Trainer while tugging on its black-belt a few times to signify he was ready for a spar.
"Oy! There you are broski! Where ya' been, bud?!"
Sawk simply grunted while gesturing towards the traveling bag, laying right next to the hefty bag would be a pair of Jacks shorts—damn, it even seemed Sawk was sick of the display of "mainlines"; haters; the whole lot!
"Man I ain't puttin' does' on, bro! Look at me! I'm all sticky n' stuff. shucks, I hope you know one of dem' fancy Water-Type moves to clean me off. Otherwise I'm going all La Natural! Y'know, as da' Frenchies wud' say."
No more time for talk. Sawk rushed forward, cocked his fist back, and threw it forward with phenomenal speed. The punch was known to smash giant boulders into tiny stones. If contact was made, Tyrogue would certainly be feeling the myth behind the move!
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Last Edit: Aug 10, 2015 7:01:37 GMT by Jack Bogard
What was that? Jack was going to take Tyrogue all the way to the elite four? Was this seriously happening? Was his dream of finding a trainer that seemed manly and strong enough to take him to the top finally here? He looked towards jack with starry eyes, until out of nowhere, he was hit hard on the back of the head and knocked onto the ground. Quickly getting up the Pokemon would clap it's hands together as if it was cheering someone on and then charge towards Sawk, attempting to wrap it's tiny arms around the Pokemon's neck and use its weight to bring it down.
Starly was totally ignored, and did not like that at all. It shot towards the Staryu using Quick attack and looped around to go for a second quick attack.
After being punched and hit by the Rapid Spin, Lotad was quite hurt, it softly began to cry, it didn't want to battle, it just wanted some nice honey, why did he have to be hit for no reason?
Tyrogue takes interest in Jack! Tyrogue uses Helping Hand on Starly! Tyrogue uses RKO Tackle on Sawk!
Starly uses Quick Attack on Staryu! Starly uses Quick Attack on Staryu again!
Post by Asher Grimvald on Aug 10, 2015 23:05:10 GMT
[attr="class","peterpan]
Holy shit, that Tyrogue was no joke. But after the guy had been hit he sounded as if he were some sort of PokeDex. Stating information on the fighting type, and number as well, on the Tyrogue. He was no ordinary trainer that was for sure, Asher's interest had been piqued. Turning to look at Reina who commented on Asher hitting the Pokemon in the face, he would look off to the side for a moment and said, "Reflexes..." Under his breath out of embarrassment.
His Emolga had been fluttering about now out of it's Pokeball. To Asher's dismay he wanted that Starly, and it seemed the Starly had been ignored by Reina. So what did it do? It used Quick Attack to attempt landing a hit on Staryu, but quickly Asher would shout, "Intercept the Quick Attack Zeus with Quick Attack!" Emolga would rush forth, making it's way hurdling toward the Starly that attempted to strike Staryu. Due to the fact that Starly had been equipped with Helping Hand, Zeus, the Emolga, would not be able to counter Starly's attack by hitting it head on. So what did Zeus do? He simply threw it off course with an interception of the same attack from below.
Now above the Starly, before it could try to go for a second attempt, Zeus would use Thundershock, attempting to electrify the Pokemon and stopping it within its track's.
The matches had been set: Sawk vs. Tyrogue, Zeus vs. Starly, and Staryu vs. Lotad. Who would come out victor?
Ares, Asher's Deino, had been watching from the sidelines. Laying on the grass an napping its time away without a care in the world for the commotion that occurred. He could use this break an desired to let Zeus handle their master's battle.
i am a lost boy from
neverland
"run, run, lost boy," they say to me, away from all of reality
Post by Reina Lockhart on Aug 11, 2015 4:19:55 GMT
♡
ARE YOU UP FOR IT?
❝
The Starly was coming in for Staryu after the rapid spin had made contact with Lotad. Slightly nervous as to what she should do, Reina opened her mouth to shoot off a command but was stopped by Asher's Emolga counter attacking the bird pokemon. O-oh? Okay then. As much as she would hate to do so, she would have to thank him for his assistance after this was over. Determined eyes turned back to the Lotad, but her expression son shifted to one of remorse and compassion. The poor thing, it started to cry.
"Oh no, please don't cry." She ran over to the downed Lotad and kneeled down to it's level. "I'm sorry, I got a little carried away. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?" Reina would give the pokemon a smile and nod her head. Staryu soon making it's way over to Reina's side. "You must've just wanted some honey, huh? And like a bully I attacked you for no reason." Sheesh she felt awful. The poor Lotad was just hungry, that's all. "Oh boy Staryu, we made a mistake."
Leaning forward, she placed a small kiss against the side of the Lotad, (assuming that was it's cheek). "If you're hungry, me and Staryu will help you find food~" Reina would hop up and nod happily, turning to Staryu who seemed to follow suite and let out a cheerful noise. "See? We're not bad guys." Oh wait, what about the other two? Turning around she would eye the other pokemon battling the trainers and hum in thought.
"I should probably help those two out first... Strayu, use water gun! Aim for that Starly!" And with that Staryu rejoined the battle! Getting within range and shooting off a stream of water aiming for the flying pokemon. "Don't you worry, you won't get hit anymore~" Reina would turn to wink at the Lotad. She would play bodyguard for the time being. Sounded like fun if you asked her.
